Xuanhuan: A Sinful Disciple of the Buddhist Sect, Is This Really How You Subdue Demons?

(Leveling up while lying down, cheerful and funny, no System, absurd, shameless, a story with none of the three)

Also known as: “I told you to exorcise demons, not tie them up and play with them!”

This is a world overrun by ghosts and gods, ravaged by demons...

The protagonist, Cheng An, transmigrated into this world and had the honor of becoming the Buddhist school's once-in-a-millennium wicked disciple.

Others abstained from meat and cleared their minds to cultivate. He stuffed himself silly and drew comics in Buddhist scriptures.

Others subdued demons with divine arts and spells, winning over all living beings. He subdued them by tying them up with ropes in a turtle-shell bondage.

When other monks encountered evildoers, they chanted sutras and prayed to Buddha, compassionately guiding them to salvation.

When he encountered evildoers, he went straight for an uppercut and a Hadouken, sending them to meet Buddha.

Buddhist school: Cheng An consorts with demons and neglects his studies. He is truly a wicked disciple, one in a thousand years!

Years later, Cheng An slew the Demon King and unified the realms of humans and demons.

Buddhist school: Cheng An is virtuous and learned in Buddhist teachings. He is truly a great monk, one in a thousand years!