The System Wants Me Dead, and It Wants to Humiliate Me in Public, Too

[Honkai Impact + Genshin Impact + Honkai: Star Rail + slow pace + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + laid-back + fun] The world isn't a beautiful place. That's exactly why it needs to change! So, what do you say, Ying? Will you board my Hyperion and join me as we make waves across the sea of stars? Kevin, my friend, how about forming a senior citizens' group with us? Don't worry, I'm sure your wife Mei won't mind. Even Qianjie, Su, and Kosma have joined. How can you say no? Oh, right, Uncle Yang. Does my Hyperion count as following the path of Trailblaze? In a general sense, I suppose it does. Hey, hey, Uncle Yang, did you log in to your account? And, Immortal Chiyuan, that Taoist robe of yours looks great. I hope you'll make a few for our senior citizens' group too. And make me and Kosma look extra cool. Our senior citizens' group will pilot the Hyperion and follow the Astral Express through the universe in search of endless energy. Hey, hey, wrong channel! What, Mei? You're saying we're out of Credits? We spent them all on food, and Paimon and Chongchong ate it all. Fine, fine, so that's how you want to play it? It's time for our senior citizens' group to step in. Go, go, go, let's rob the tavern of the Masked Fool! Damn it. Last time they even spread rumors that I had a thing going with the Aeon of Elation. They even claimed that the Aeon of Propagation was resurrected because the Aeon of Elation and I were behind it. Those people are downright disgusting. Mother Aponia, bring your Gatling gun and come with us to cleanse those tainted hearts. Oh no, let's get out of here, quick... That Aeon of Elation has brought the Aeon of Equilibrium to attack us. Damn it, even the Aeon of Destruction is here.