Xi Yumo woke up to discover she was worth over a hundred million and stunningly beautiful. At long last, all this incredible wealth had come her way.
She was fair-skinned, gorgeous, long-legged, and rich.
Heaven even threw in a husband for good measure.
Aside from being rich and handsome, he was useless in every way.
His one redeeming quality was that he could do it all:
Blow his own horn,
Take a crap,
Flick ash,
And sing a different tune.
Their everyday life went like this:
“Xi Yumo, if you dare climb into my bed in the middle of the night again, I’ll make you regret it!”
“Thanks, but I already look great.”
“You have no shame!”
“That’s right, I don’t need it. You can have mine, since you don’t have any!”
Xie Yun clenched his fists, murder in his eyes.
“Have I ever told you I’m not someone to mess with?”
Xi Yumo was still recklessly bold.
“Ha! Do you think I graduated from Xiamen University?”
Only when he had her pinned by the throat against the window did she realize she’d messed with someone who’d been hiding his true nature. In an instant, she forgot all about her pride.
“Hero, spare me! I have thyroid nodules. Don’t squeeze them and make them worse!”
Xie Yun gritted his teeth.
“Why are you such a human ETC, arguing with me every single day? I don’t think the beds at home are right for you. You should have a hole dug in concrete and live in there with a few other professional contrarians!”
The two of them bicker all day long.
The male lead switches effortlessly between sweet and sinister.
The female lead knows when to stand her ground and when to back down.
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