
Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts
吃大瓜!瘫子读我心声后站起来了
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Other names
- 读我心,皇帝当场和太子滴血认亲Alternate title on Fanqie
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23:50 What is the theme? The time-travel system guide is old-fashioned. 0:00 Dual systems are boring🐶I don't even watch it 0:30 Why is there a time traveler? It's so weird. 1:10 Too much XP, that's weird, take another look 1:40 Gone! Why is it gone? Update me quickly ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (dark and twisted in bed)
What can I say about this novel! , The content is quite interesting, but I feel that the author will not be able to stop it in the end. The first 60 chapters are very good and interesting. When I wrote about the system upgrade and everyone heard the voice and the original heroine was a time traveler, I felt like I was going to collapse. I would like to ask the author, how do you get along with the original heroine when you find that the heroine is similar to her? The original plot can't go away, and the original male and female protagonists, do you just turn off the melon button every time? When I write about the plot at the end when I hear the voice of the heroine, I feel very disharmonious. It is not as good as the previous one. I was just distracted by the interesting melon. The later plot is about forcing me to eat the melon. What is the original plot? How can I put it! Anyway, it's not as good as before [laughs awkwardly]
It's an unusual article, let's eat together. It's just that Mrs. Shi has a bit of a taste. The author is really creative. It's the first time I've read this kind of article. It's so funny:-D. I feel like this is not the first time I've read this author's article. I can't get enough~ I can't get enough. It's novel at the beginning, but boring later, so I won't pursue it anymore.
Perfect perfect perfect. I laughed at everything tonight. I originally thought the male protagonist was not that good, but the more I watched it, the funnier it became. Before, I always felt that the female protagonist was unhappy when she had a male protagonist, but now I feel better. However, I always feel that the male and female protagonists do not seem to have a mutual affection for each other, that is, they do not have the kind of affection between men and women. I always feel that the male protagonist is more of an admirer, while the female protagonist has no call for the male protagonist at all. At most, she treats him as a scapegoat and checks his phone number. So far, I haven't seen any hint of love between the male protagonist and the female protagonist. Instead, it's a kind of admiration for that kind of technician. It seems that the male protagonist cares more about the things the female protagonist brings out than about her herself. So I feel a little conflicted in my heart. The heroine is still young and doesn't need to fall in love. One day, I hope that he can be with the man in the future, but I also really hope that the heroine will live alone in the future. But no matter what the ending is, as long as the author doesn't go too far, I like it. After reading it for a while, I wanted to change my comment. Because later I discovered that the relationship between the female protagonist and the male protagonist always felt very forced, and the female protagonist was a little aggrieved. It was not the aggrieved kind of plot, but a very obscure set-up aggrieved, because the male protagonist could control his emotions, and he said bonus points. To a certain extent, he controlled the female protagonist. There is also the system of the male protagonist, the system of the neighbor and the female protagonist. It is very convenient to do some small actions, such as stealing energy and doing whatever you want. Although the author's writing is good and the inner thoughts and actions of the male protagonist and his system are very funny, but if you think about it carefully, you can always feel that something is wrong. It's as if the female protagonist is just a tool. The male protagonist gets too much information from the female protagonist, but the female protagonist has been deceived all the time. Although in the article, the female protagonist has always been treated very well, she still feels like she has been cheated. It's similar to Truman. In fact, I still prefer the previous setting, that is, only the family knows the heroine's psychological thoughts, but now everyone knows what the heroine is thinking, and it always feels like the heroine has no privacy at all. If you encounter someone with a rather vicious mind, the whole article will feel like you are treating the heroine this way or that, and you can't explain the feeling.
It's beautiful, it's so funny, it's so delicious, hahaha
I didn't find it interesting in the first few chapters, but the more I read, the more interesting it becomes, especially after everyone eats melon, it's super funny. I haven't read such a beautiful book in a long time.
Easy-to-understand version: This novel is really hilarious. It made my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Come on, author, try your best to make me laugh out loud. Gentle Edition: This novel is humorous, hilarious, and hilarious. Okay, author, I tried my best
I can't listen to it while eating. I laugh so much that I choke. It's so beautiful and so funny hahahaha The beginning is pretty good: the plot flows smoothly and the plot density is appropriate. But the rest of it feels like the product of a pile of various memes, but this is a novel, I have my own place to read the memes... And the quality of the story is really not that good, not to mention the storyline and emotional lines. . .
Emma, so beautiful! I have read a lot of novels about people being able to read minds. Basically, they are about mind-reading between male and female protagonists. This is the first time I have read this kind of group mind-reading, where the system spreads gossip and takes advantage of it! The key plot is so exciting and funny! The climaxes are fascinating, one after another, one after another! Looks good! 2023.10.25, Read to Chapter 66 and check in! So cool, so funny! Come on, author! The update on 2024.5.2 Is complete! It's hard to explain in one sentence, so just read it as a nonsensical and funny article! It has no logic, no outlook on life, is extremely vulgar, and is full of feces and urine. In the later stage, it is really "tasteless" - it is tasteless to eat and it is a pity to throw it away. I started high and low, and the further I looked back, the more nonsense, vulgarity, and a bunch of gossip piled up at random. I quickly skipped chapters and watched the finale! Disappointment.
Jue Juezi, this novel is probably one of the best mind-reading books on my bookshelf. The writing is smooth and funny, and the heroine's system is so miserable. System: I gave you a wife, but you stole my lamp oil The male protagonist… Hahahahahahaha