
Read My Heart, the Emperor Confessed His Blood to the Prince on the Spot
读我心,皇帝当场和太子滴血认亲
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Explore more →A Novel That Makes Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing so Hard
The heroine is so funny, so poor and fierce, I can't stop watching it
A novel that made me laugh to death in bed in the middle of the night
A Hilarious Person Who Laughs to Death Without Paying for His Life but Has a Super Righteous Outlook on Life
Seek ancient literature, not the city, not the group favor, but self-reliance
9.9 Points Masterpiece
Not to be missed
A Book That Makes Me Burst into Tears After Laughing so Hard
Everyone Was so Funny That They Were so Laughing That They Hit the Bed in the Middle of the Night 😂
A Novel That Makes People Laugh to Death Without Paying for Their Lives
Just that kind of very, very funny.
Please Finish This Novel with Laughter and Not Be Afraid of Being Laughed to Death
Who has read a hilarious novel, especially a complete one? Recommend it. If you are not afraid of being laughed to death, it is best to laugh from beginning to end.
Please Introduce Your Favorite Book in Tomato
There are more stories about heroes, villains, history, time travel, urban, prehistoric, farming, time travel, and systems.
9.8 Points or Above, Good-Looking and Funny New Movie
Novel, good-looking and funny, scores high
Please Read a Few Books so That You Can Laugh Until You Turn into Maggots on the Bed.
You can laugh at any subject matter
Those Completed Hilarious Stories
It's best if the female protagonist is funny without knowing it and the male protagonist is very doting.
A Novel That Travels Back to Ancient Times and Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts
Travel through ancient times. Funny, very doting on the heroine
A Novel About Laughing to Death in Bed in the Middle of the Night
Funny nonsense
Funny! The kind of laughter that hits the wall! ! ! Also, let's promote my book by the way.
A Hilarious Book That Made Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurt in the Middle of the Night! !
Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. Say the important thing three times
Looking for Funny Articles. Articles About Laughing so Hard That Your Liver Explodes, Your Kidneys Explode, and You Die.
Super super funny sand sculpture not holy mother
It's Super Funny from the First Chapter
I've Been Too Depressed Lately. Please Read a More Funny Book📖
Want to watch something like "My dear grandson, if I ask you to burn money, you will burn nuclear bombs for me?" Book.
I'm Tired of Seeing the Treacherous Ministers in the Dynasty, and I Need the Loyal Ministers in the Dynasty to Start the Game.
Don't fill the court with traitors, there are too many. Standing and watching the loyal ministers of the court.
A Huge Joke That Made You Laugh Out of Bed
I Want a Really Funny Book, and I Want a Female Channel That Can't Hold Back My Laughter! !
I need female porn, female porn! ! !
Fetal Penetration, Starting from the Baby
Traveling back to a baby, going against the will of heaven and loving your childhood together







































































































23:50 What is the theme? The time-travel system guide is old-fashioned. 0:00 Dual systems are boring🐶I don't even watch it 0:30 Why is there a time traveler? It's so weird. 1:10 Too much XP, that's weird, take another look 1:40 Gone! Why is it gone? Update me quickly ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (dark and twisted in bed)
What can I say about this novel! , The content is quite interesting, but I feel that the author will not be able to stop it in the end. The first 60 chapters are very good and interesting. When I wrote about the system upgrade and everyone heard the voice and the original heroine was a time traveler, I felt like I was going to collapse. I would like to ask the author, how do you get along with the original heroine when you find that the heroine is similar to her? The original plot can't go away, and the original male and female protagonists, do you just turn off the melon button every time? When I write about the plot at the end when I hear the voice of the heroine, I feel very disharmonious. It is not as good as the previous one. I was just distracted by the interesting melon. The later plot is about forcing me to eat the melon. What is the original plot? How can I put it! Anyway, it's not as good as before [laughs awkwardly]
It's an unusual article, let's eat together. It's just that Mrs. Shi has a bit of a taste. The author is really creative. It's the first time I've read this kind of article. It's so funny:-D. I feel like this is not the first time I've read this author's article. I can't get enough~ I can't get enough. It's novel at the beginning, but boring later, so I won't pursue it anymore.
Perfect perfect perfect. I laughed at everything tonight. I originally thought the male protagonist was not that good, but the more I watched it, the funnier it became. Before, I always felt that the female protagonist was unhappy when she had a male protagonist, but now I feel better. However, I always feel that the male and female protagonists do not seem to have a mutual affection for each other, that is, they do not have the kind of affection between men and women. I always feel that the male protagonist is more of an admirer, while the female protagonist has no call for the male protagonist at all. At most, she treats him as a scapegoat and checks his phone number. So far, I haven't seen any hint of love between the male protagonist and the female protagonist. Instead, it's a kind of admiration for that kind of technician. It seems that the male protagonist cares more about the things the female protagonist brings out than about her herself. So I feel a little conflicted in my heart. The heroine is still young and doesn't need to fall in love. One day, I hope that he can be with the man in the future, but I also really hope that the heroine will live alone in the future. But no matter what the ending is, as long as the author doesn't go too far, I like it. After reading it for a while, I wanted to change my comment. Because later I discovered that the relationship between the female protagonist and the male protagonist always felt very forced, and the female protagonist was a little aggrieved. It was not the aggrieved kind of plot, but a very obscure set-up aggrieved, because the male protagonist could control his emotions, and he said bonus points. To a certain extent, he controlled the female protagonist. There is also the system of the male protagonist, the system of the neighbor and the female protagonist. It is very convenient to do some small actions, such as stealing energy and doing whatever you want. Although the author's writing is good and the inner thoughts and actions of the male protagonist and his system are very funny, but if you think about it carefully, you can always feel that something is wrong. It's as if the female protagonist is just a tool. The male protagonist gets too much information from the female protagonist, but the female protagonist has been deceived all the time. Although in the article, the female protagonist has always been treated very well, she still feels like she has been cheated. It's similar to Truman. In fact, I still prefer the previous setting, that is, only the family knows the heroine's psychological thoughts, but now everyone knows what the heroine is thinking, and it always feels like the heroine has no privacy at all. If you encounter someone with a rather vicious mind, the whole article will feel like you are treating the heroine this way or that, and you can't explain the feeling.
It's beautiful, it's so funny, it's so delicious, hahaha
Easy-to-understand version: This novel is really hilarious. It made my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Come on, author, try your best to make me laugh out loud. Gentle Edition: This novel is humorous, hilarious, and hilarious. Okay, author, I tried my best
I didn't find it interesting in the first few chapters, but the more I read, the more interesting it becomes, especially after everyone eats melon, it's super funny. I haven't read such a beautiful book in a long time.
I can't listen to it while eating. I laugh so much that I choke. It's so beautiful and so funny hahahaha The beginning is pretty good: the plot flows smoothly and the plot density is appropriate. But the rest of it feels like the product of a pile of various memes, but this is a novel, I have my own place to read the memes... And the quality of the story is really not that good, not to mention the storyline and emotional lines. . .
Emma, so beautiful! I have read a lot of novels about people being able to read minds. Basically, they are about mind-reading between male and female protagonists. This is the first time I have read this kind of group mind-reading, where the system spreads gossip and takes advantage of it! The key plot is so exciting and funny! The climaxes are fascinating, one after another, one after another! Looks good! 2023.10.25, Read to Chapter 66 and check in! So cool, so funny! Come on, author! The update on 2024.5.2 Is complete! It's hard to explain in one sentence, so just read it as a nonsensical and funny article! It has no logic, no outlook on life, is extremely vulgar, and is full of feces and urine. In the later stage, it is really "tasteless" - it is tasteless to eat and it is a pity to throw it away. I started high and low, and the further I looked back, the more nonsense, vulgarity, and a bunch of gossip piled up at random. I quickly skipped chapters and watched the finale! Disappointment.
Jue Juezi, this novel is probably one of the best mind-reading books on my bookshelf. The writing is smooth and funny, and the heroine's system is so miserable. System: I gave you a wife, but you stole my lamp oil The male protagonist… Hahahahahahaha
It must be given a five-star rating, I really enjoyed watching it! The book is super exciting, the character dialogues are heart-warming and humorous, I love it, but it's just too little, not enough to watch. Come on, author. I look forward to more works from you. I love you, hmm.
It's really funny. I look forward to the follow-up. I can't get enough of the melons [laughs]
With tears in her eyes, Wei held Jian Zhang's hand and sobbed softly, "Zhang Lang, I'm sorry for you, I'm useless." This paragraph was so funny that it was so late at night that I would go to bed after drinking water. I couldn't sleep anymore after smiling like this. All the laughs at the end are so funny. Come on, author!
We middle-aged and elderly people read novels🤳🤳 not to capture anything🌹🌹🌹nor to kill time🕐🕐, we are following the footsteps of the times🦶🦶🦶 to show our true selves Record a beautiful life and leave beautiful memories🕣🕤🕥, although we are no longer young👨🏻🦳 but we have a forever young heart❤️✨❤️✨, encourage you and your relatives💪💪💪🌹🌹🌹 Please update the author quickly to enrich the aunt's mind and sublimate the aunt's soul!
Suddenly I discovered why the female videos are so interesting. They are much more interesting than the male videos where they fight and kill every day. It's a change.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha It's really beautiful. Why is it stuck at the most critical place? I can't wait to eat and explore the depths of the big melon with the heroine and the hero.
I'm so angry. It's the best book I've read recently.
This book is super beautiful, funny, and exciting. Even unhappy people can be happy after reading it. It must be praised with five stars. There are so many big melons, it makes people happy to see them, but you can't look at them while eating or drinking, as they will easily choke. Author: I also want to play the game of catching concubines blindfolded
I almost died laughing after watching the update in one go. The cutie is so funny. Before I watched it, I was worried that passers-by could hear my heart. After watching it, I feel that the setting is fine. Don't worry. The cutie will make you full of goodwill. Hahahahahahahaha
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It's so little, not enough to watch, but it's so hilarious, it made me laugh so hard, hahahaha, the heroine is so funny, especially the melons that the little system explodes, it's so amazing, hahahaha
It's really funny [face covering] [face covering] [face covering] The writing is also very good. I really don't like reading books that describe the bad guys in detail. This book is just right [heartfelt]
Just read it, it's so funny! It contains a lot of melon and looks really good. There are many people around who can hear the heroine saying in her heart, please get this matter sorted out quickly! Although it's exciting, it's a bit embarrassing if it's too much.
Go, go, go, go, get the author's points, they're so beautiful, I'm so excited to see them! This is the most interesting book among all the mind-reading books I have read. Each melon is so interesting! It's just too early to read, it's only about 50 chapters.
It's beautiful, so interesting, I can't stop laughing [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter]
It's super good-looking. It's a cool type of writing. But it's still being serialized. Who knows! I have been following several books in a row and they are all being updated.
In fact, it can be rated as 5 stars. It is relatively smooth and enjoyable from beginning to end. It is always predictable, solved before it happens, and will not put you in danger. The only shortcoming is that the author is not very friendly to the cannon fodder animals and people. I used to always think about the protagonist group, but now I always think about the cannon fodder.
The eating part is very interesting. The male protagonist, emmm, the character design is quite novel. It is the first time I see a male protagonist who is tied to the system and still sneaks around. Hahaha, but the male and female protagonists are hard to beat. The author's writing skills need to be improved. Come on!
It's so funny, hahaha, and both the male and female protagonists are attached to the system (all of them are so funny, hahaha). I'm really looking forward to the follow-up. .
After reading a little bit, I feel that the subject matter is very novel, there are a lot of inner dramas, and there are many jokes. However, in the early stage, I felt that the characters were not very full. For example, the heroine's father and the hero are both of high status, so there must be a lot of scheming. After hearing the news from the heroine's heart, I can expand the things that may be involved and the benefits that can be obtained from it, instead of just just taking advantage of it.