After Transmigrating into a Book, the Goofy Princess Consort Got Marked

[Elements] Transmigrate into a book + strong heroine + snark + comedy + the whole family dotes on her

The heroine, Zhao Wan'er, stays up late reading a tearjerker and transmigrates into the book as its heroine.

Just as she’s wondering how to escape her tragic fate, she’s saddled with the ability to compulsively post snarky, paragraph-length comments whenever she gets worked up.

Since she can’t change this trait, the heroine decides to lie flat.

Disabled male lead: “You admire my looks!”

Heroine: “I admire your uncle!”

Imperial preceptor: “I’m his uncle. Woman, are you in love with me or with him?”

Heroine: “What nonsense! Good girls don’t answer multiple-choice questions! In this situation, my answer is: I want them both!”

The Fifth Prince, teary-eyed: “Sister-in-law, in the end, your heart belongs to Second Brother.”

Heroine: “Aww, don’t cry. They were all just passing through my life!”

Disabled male lead: “...Zhao Wan'er, you’re at it again, aren’t you?”

Heroine: “Darling, you’re not limping anymore! You can even run now??”