This Face Reader Just Wants to Eat

This was my first time writing a book, and I had no idea what I was doing. It’s pure cringe, so please, I’m begging you, don’t read it.

[Modern City + Metaphysics + Face Reading + Strong Female Lead + Everyday Life + No System + Everyone’s Favorite]

Looking at the human trafficker in front of her, Wu Ling said, “Sir, your brows are yellow, your eyes are dull, your eyebrows are unruly, and your forehead is turning blue-black. You’re about to face jail time.”

To the skeptical police officer, Wu Ling said, “Officer, your right eyebrow is higher than your left, and there’s a scar at the corner of your forehead. Your father has probably passed away.”

To the withdrawn little boy, Wu Ling said, “I’ve read your fortune from the stars. I say you can be cured.”

With a prayer dance and a Bai Ze beast, Wu Ling, young mistress of the Wu clan, has come down from the mountain!

[The metaphysical content is based on things found online and is fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental.]