My Divine Abode Wants a Room of Its Own

Zhang Dedao, a real-estate industry grunt, lands a job in the Heavenly Court by a twist of fate.

"So even being a deity isn't a secure job?"

"Doesn't Shenzhou have a no-idle-deities policy? Get moving and start hauling bricks!"

"You've got to be kidding me! Deities have performance reviews? We have to meet KPIs? And there's a last-place cull, too?"

"Fine, fine, I've got no problem with any of that. But, uh, could you stop making me work in sales?"

"What? The work report meeting is about to start?"

"You all just give oral reports?"

"Then how about I whip out a divine version of PowerPoint? I'd love to see how you deal with that."

(P.S. If you want to pray to a deity and make a wish, come find me, Zhang Dedao. Remember to offer incense and pay the balance once your wish comes true. No late payments! Ahem, you can also come to me if you're buying a home anywhere in the country.)