Mind Reading: My Wife Is Three Sheets to the Wind, and She Acts Until You're in Tears

[Mind reading + hearing inner thoughts + lighthearted comedy + silly memes + wild imagination + mysticism]

It’s not scary when a rich second-generation heir wants to eat, drink, have fun, and lie flat. What’s scary is when one decides to prove herself by starting a business.

Sure enough, the irrepressible Qian Mumu charges headfirst into a brick wall, and successfully transforms from a rich heiress into a professional scratcher.

Ever since she became a professional scratcher, the mind-reading vegetative CEO has been through hell.

He can’t talk back when he’s angry or fight back when he’s furious. All day long, he can only lie in his hospital bed and get rubbed raw by the professional scratcher.

[You’ve got a cold womb! Pull yourself together, you can’t die. If you die, I’ll lose my livelihood.]

[I had such a good start in life. I was born into a family where I had everything I could want, wore gold and silver, and got chauffeured around in sports cars. But I had to go and start a business. Well, look at me now: I’ve become a professional scratcher. What a miserable life!]

[You know, the work is a little tiring, but maybe I can turn this scratching skill into a fortune and become a self-made billionaire.]

[Mr. Gong Han, you’d better stay in bed for a good long while. Help make my dream of becoming a self-made billionaire come true. My future is in your hands. Keep it up! Do your best and stay in bed for the rest of your life!]

The CEO is speechless: Do you even have a heart? You’ll be a dried-up husk if you stay in bed your whole life! You’re an absolute menace! Just wait until I wake up. I’ll help build up your head! I’ll give you a head full of bumps!

Bring on the bricks!