
Eat a Big Melon, the Whole Family Cannon Fodder Listen to My Heart and My Character Is Shattered
吃大瓜,全家炮灰听我心声崩人设
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 438k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I'm Looking for a Book Similar to Lu Chaochao's, Where the Whole Family Can Hear Chaochao's Voice!
I want to read a book like "My whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts and I went crazy, and I was responsible for sucking the milk." I'm looking for a book similar to this one, one where you can hear your heart's voice and change your destiny, and a little bit funny! ! !
A High-Scoring Novel That Is Funny and Can Make You Laugh to Death in the Middle of the Night
Mind-Reading Skills➕eating Melons, the Kind That Can Laugh Until Midnight and Hammer the Wall
Mind-reading skills➕Eating melons, the kind that can laugh until midnight and hammer the wall
Everyone Is Able to Read Minds, and Even the Heroine's Panties Were Stripped.
I want to read a book like "After pretending to be a dog licker for two years, the boss suddenly can read minds". Everyone is a fool
Eat Melon➕mind Reading! the Heroine Is so Funny That Everyone Can Hear Her Voice
Eat melon➕Mind reading! The heroine is so funny that everyone can hear her voice
Everyone Can Hear the Heroine's Voice, but the Heroine Doesn't Know
I want to read a book like "The Evil Female Supporter, Your Heart Is Revealed". Those who want to become immortals, please
It's so Sweet and Funny That You'll Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts.
Funny and sweet post-marriage post, very funny. There are many unexpected laughs. The tyrant boss dotes on his wife and is a maniac. You're responsible for the end, and I'm responsible for the ending. Super sweet, lighthearted and funny.
Metaphysics, Don't Be so Naive
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The Heroine's Fetal Transmigration Has Transformed Her Aesthetic Talent from Childhood to Perfection, and She Is a Child Star.
Everyone Reads Minds, but the Heroine Doesn't Know. Everyone's Dark History Is Such That They Lose All Their Panties.
I want to read a book like "I Became the Group Favorite After My Whole Family of Villains Read My Mind". The heroine didn't know she was being eavesdropped. She complained about the people around her in her heart, and accidentally exposed all the dark history of herself and others. Her father and brothers who could read minds thought that she was the only one who held the secret of others.
Mind Reading, Everyone Can Read Minds, Only the Protagonist Doesn't Know
Recently, I love watching mind-reading dramas that are silly and funny. They can be either female protagonists or male protagonists. As for the male protagonist, don't be that kind of female protagonist. Thanks! Book shortage
The Heroine Had a Heart Disease and No One Around Her Knew It. She Recovered After Many Years and Returned.
The heroine transferred to high school, and no one around her knew she had a heart disease. An accident caused an injury + a recurrence of the heart disease, and she had to go abroad for treatment. The hero knew that she was decadent, but she soon woke up and studied hard. A few years later, the heroine cured her illness and returned.
Is There Any Article About the Fear of Being Overheard?
I want to see who will save the book famine
The Heroine Is Reborn as a Child, Her Father Hears Her Voice, and She Is Pampered Like a God.
Since Dad is not reborn, it is best not to have too many White Lotus-type characters, which would be annoying to watch. I hope that even if there is a villain, he will be a person with personality. Of course, the requirements can be lowered, as long as it roughly fits the theme. Thank you all book friends.
Beg! the Heroine, a Child Who Was Originally Not Loved by Her Parents, Was Loved by Her Parents When She Arrived.
Fetal penetration, heartthrob, no CP, quick penetration, evil girl
The Novel Group Favorite Whose Heroine Has a Heart Disease
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I Begged for Fetal Transmigration and Was Loved by a Tyrant Who Could Read Minds in Ancient Times. My Daddy Loved Me so Much.
Are There Any Books Like This, Mind Reading + Eating Melons?
I want to read a book like "Everyone Eavesdropped on My Thoughts, Cracking Melon Seeds and Eating Big Melons". I fell in love with this book because I read it. I want to read something similar, please.
I Don't Believe That Tomato Still Has 9.8 Good Articles! ! ! !
Looking for a Book About Dressing up as a Princess and Having Your Mind Read
I want to read a book like "Mind Reading, I Lead the Princes in Rebellion".
It Doesn't Matter Whether There's Quick Wear or Not, Whether There's a Male Protagonist or Not.
I want to read a book like "Quick Time Travel: When the Villain Dresses Up as White Moonlight". Don't be a funny woman, don't be an ice cube man! ! ! Don't be a bitch, I hope you have some brains
Metaphysics, Mind Reading, Melon-Eating System
Funny Articles with Novel Themes,
I want to read a book similar to "Across the World of Beasts: The Overbearing Beast Husband Is a Dragon". The writing is witty and the characters are open-minded. Reading too many sadistic stories can easily affect your health. If you want to read something happier, the subject matter should not be the same.


































































































It's a very good book. The protagonist's family abuses the scum in a very fast pace without any sloppiness. It is interspersed with the warm, harmonious and interesting interactions of the family, which makes people more patient to continue reading.
Everyone is mind-reading, super funny, the heroine abuses the scumbag all the way, speaks without any lag, and is not muddled. The treasures of the book world are worth watching, and you won't lose money if you invest in it!
Looks good, the heroine's parents are super determined and resolute👍 The heroine's parents occasionally sprinkle sugar, but not too much is just right [laughing] The whole family can hear the voice of the heroine. I completely trust this, which I love so much. There is no plot that leaves the bad guy hanging around for too long to get boring. As for the heroine's CP in the back? It depends on the author's arrangement. I really hope that the author's arrangement of CP will not affect the plot and not affect the characters too much. Just make it a background version. Anyway, this is my idea [grievance]
Finally, one of our people's soldiers has traveled through the books, and after time travel, he still wants to grow up and continue to contribute to the country. The heroine is awesome! ! ! [Upvote] [Upvote] [Upvote] If the author dares to bully the heroine and doesn't pamper her sweetly, just wait for my blade! ! ! [Punch out][Punch out][Punch out]
Wow, cute baby, so beautiful. I like it. If you can write like this, please write more.
It looks good and very interesting. I wonder if my brother's partner can be changed, or not show up in the early stage. People make preconceived decisions so that no one is worthy of being a family with them. Now the atmosphere is very good. I am afraid that there will be an extra girl. I always focus on my own small family. No matter how bad the family atmosphere is, it will be uncomfortable to watch. The warm family relationship is better at the moment.
It's very interesting. The main character Xiao Chengzi is very cute and I like it.
Let's rate it first. [Admiration] [Laughing] The author of Tian Lingling and Di Lingling will update quickly [laugh] [make faces] [send heart]
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It's just too little [crazy] [crying]
The content is rich and colorful, and the story is wonderful. It's enjoyable as soon as I read it. I finished it in one day. I hope the author will work hard and update it.
It looks good, the whole text is easy to read, hahaha, I recommend it.
A very warm and warm novel with a very positive outlook. From the main character to the childcare nanny, everyone with their identity is doing what they should do in a positive way. There is no reasonable sacrifice, no kidnapping in the name of love, and no self-righteousness. It is all for your own good. After reading this, you will really know how to love the people around you better
It looks pretty good. It feels great to be loved and trusted by your family. The heroine's family members are all very nice (except for a few scumbags), and she is really quick to deal with the bad guys. I don't mean the kind that can be done in two or three times, but the kind that knows the bad guys and will do something immediately. There is a bit of metaphysics in the article, but it does not affect the reading of the article. Overall it is pretty good.
Finished reading. Writing a book is really awesome! But I guessed from the beginning that the plot will continue to develop based on the voice of the heroine. I didn't want to read it, but I turned on automatic reading and finished it.
2024.02.23/24 When I read the introduction, I found that it was another book recommendation video that I saw on DY [laughing and crying], it was very interesting. The little orange is so cute, and the emoticons the author created are so cute too [Adoration]
I look forward to the update every day. I have recently become obsessed with this type of novel. It is so good [sending my heart][sending my heart][sending my heart]
I like it very much 😍, I really like this style of writing. The heroine's parents were able to read minds when she was a baby, and her relatives were also neat and tidy.
It's a very heartwarming family story. The heroine has no personality. As a novel, the original heroine has never appeared in the full text. It's also very magical. It's just a bit regretful that I didn't get to see the heroine grow up.
Little Chengzi is the cutest. She can stick up to her beautiful mother, comfort her handsome father, admire her genius brother, take care of and help the relatives around her, catch ghosts, be patriotic, drink a lot of milk, and have jiojio. The heroine of the original book only appears in the narration from beginning to end and has no impact on the little Chengzi family. Not bad, she is brave and an all-around special assistant. The ending is happy.
The lovely Gu Xiaotuanzi, the lovely bald master, and the overall article is smooth and very good. It's not just that 70% of the whole article is about kissing and hugging, it's about writing interesting and attractive content that is the way to win. Good luck to the author👏🏻👏🏻
The more I read, the more interesting it becomes. There is no cookie-cutter love or anything like that. There are things we want to have that we may not always have. Reading this when I'm tired from work is very relaxing and decompressing. I envy Little Chengzi and like Little Chengzi.
It's very interesting. I really like this genre. The heroine is really cute. She is definitely using her life to eat melons. Moreover, her family also loves her very much. Because of her voice, she has solved many problems and got rid of her original fate.
Little Chengzi is a cute cub, super healing! Mom and dad are so loving that they could open a novel alone. Brother is a sunny boy. The family atmosphere should not be too good (especially when you can hear Xiao Chengzi's voice. The inner activities of the father and brother should not be too funny). There is no blind doting on a daughter. The son will also take care of his feelings. The master loves Xiao Chengzi too much (especially when he farts on top of his head every time, hahahaha). The ghost-catching plot is also healing and interesting, and it is easy to get involved.
It's really good-looking. I thought this kind of novel was a little weird before. This is the first time I've read this type of novel. I can only say that Little Chengzi is strong, funny and soft. Little Chengzi's family is also super nice. They don't doubt each other, and they don't think the heroine is a monster. They just love him, very, very much. The master also loves Little Chengzi🍊, and Little Chengzi is a happy baby.
The little Chengzi is very cute, and the family is very fond of it. It is a very warm and healing family, but I feel a bit bored just watching it. I have the ability to be a magician, but there is no solution. I have read more than 120 chapters. The heroine is not yet one year old. It feels like a long time. The daily care of the parents and the children is a bit more, and only three people can hear their voices.
It's really good. I finished it. I enjoyed it. The characters were well created and didn't fall apart. I like it. I recommend it.
Very nice! ! ! It's not sadistic at all. I don't like to be tortured over and over again. This book seems very comfortable, and the plot of punishing the bad guys is also very enjoyable! The story of rebirth is also very good. The little oranges in the world before and after are very well done and very beautiful. I highly recommend everyone to take a look.
It is a super nice and super special novel. The plot is novel and unique. The author is very talented in writing. He describes the protagonist's heart in a delicate and vivid way, especially the characteristics of the child. It has a strong visual sense and even the supporting characters are vivid and interesting. The author put a lot of thought into it, and I give you a thumbs up! Highly recommend it! Five-star praise for the whole book!
It's very interesting. It's really hard to find such a book on Tomato that doesn't have any interesting points for me! !
It's really beautiful, thank you author