Martial Arts: Senior Sister, Don't Panic. The Empress Is Only an Ex-Girlfriend

[Breaking the Rules + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Lots of Thrills + Lighthearted Fun + Wild Ideas About Transmigration + System]

System, get over here already! I'm so bored in this world of martial arts and immortal cultivation. System, System~

Senior Sister's stunning looks make her the ideal girlfriend in the eyes of a million disciples. One day, she panics and actually begs me for a peerless medical tome?

She says she'll do anything with me in return...

But what am I supposed to do when I don't have a System?

Looking at Senior Sister's delicate, sweet, and adorable appearance makes my heart itch. But just as I'm about to bring out the peerless medical tome, she asks me to do something unmentionable. Senior Sister has played me for a fool, and now even the Female Emperor is here to watch the show?

Hmph! Senior Sister, now I'm not going to hold back. You were the one who set me up!

By a stroke of luck, I seize a Divine Emperor's throne in the divine realm and gain the inheritance of the Three Thousand Great Dao. The myriad gods bow down before me.

Senior Sister, you're finished! Senior Sister looks disappointed and dejected. Her proud demeanor has vanished overnight.