After the System Went Offline, the Sister Squad Took Over to Keep Me Alive

Hello, everyone!

I'm Wen Zhaoque!

On my first day after transmigrating, the System goes offline!

My original body has no pulse and is doomed to die young.

Sigh~

Before I can even finish sighing, a cultivator who has fallen into demonic madness nearly crushes me to death. And this guy fights dirty, too. He wants to kill me.

So I think fast, grab a rock, and knock him out.

Strip him, take his sword, and hang his storage pouch on a tree to use as a bird's nest.

That's what you get for trying to kill me! Hmph!

Then I turn around and get captured by an evil cultivator. I almost end up as "nourishment" for an altar!

Luckily, I'm clever. I grab the sword, fight back, and run.

Then I run into a mysterious male cultivator. Uh... Is there any hope for me?

After barely making it out alive, the System finally comes back online.

And what does it reward me with? A random sword that's practically scrap! At least the random cultivation technique isn't missing pages.

[Crackle, Congratulations, Host, you've triggered a random mission. Crackle, I want to become someone's disciple.]

Fine, I'm on my way.

Then a thief steals my life-prolonging herb. Why is my life so miserable!

I thought cultivating immortality would be a passionate story about defying fate, but instead it's full of shit, piss, cats, dogs, and all sorts of other nonsense.

I give up!

So when I leave the mountain, I pick up a kid and take him back to the sect to raise.

Hehe~ Master-Dad, help me raise a kid, will you?

A master for a day is a father for life, after all~

He Gui: "..." Whose disciple is this? I don't want her anymore.