A useless, hopelessly chuunibyou teenager accidentally ended up in hell, also known as the reincarnation space, after failing to save a beauty. Through his own hard work and by seizing the opportunities that came his way, he forged a path no one had ever imagined.
“Combat power? How many energy points can combat power buy? I'm an absolute energy-point enthusiast, a man determined to become hell's richest tycoon!”
“What do you mean, a combat spirit weapon? This is obviously a hoe for digging up spirit plants!”
“What do you mean, a combat skill? Holding feathers and flutes is obviously a dance skill. Have you never heard of the Eight-Line Dance in the courtyard?”
“What do you mean, a combat spirit servant? Kunpeng pulls my carriage, the Dragon Wolf dances with me, the Giant Bear helps me forge metal, Bi'an grinds my ink, and the Nether Sunflower keeps me company in bed... Ahem...”
“Qin-era artisans, Han and Tang border troops, steppe iron cavalry, snow mountain eagles, rainforest commandos, ocean-going navies, Yellow Springs battle formations... Don't say China has no epics. Let this blood-soaked land be offered to Xuanyuan!”
“Cut a path through the mountains, build a bridge across the waters! Keep the army moving and the supply lines unbroken! Supply Corps, advance!”
“What do you mean, a star destroyer? This is obviously a Type 59 upgrade!”
“From thrown spears that fly through the air to neutron cloud bombs that cross star systems, made by Dongfeng, delivered without fail!”
“What do you mean, a spirit-servant swarm that lets one man field an army, or spirit weapons that unleash a firestorm? I'm really just a logistics support guy!”