I, Pluto, Tell Fortunes, and the Whole Internet Is Begging Me for a Fortune Teller!

[Real speech + live broadcast + fortune telling + cool article + unit plot + author going crazy] Yan Youyou, the precious daughter of the Old Pluto and the Female Ghost King, lives in the world. In order to earn money and longevity, she chooses to use her expertise to set up a stall and live broadcast fortune telling! Netizens were so excited that they even tweeted. "Master Youyou, every boyfriend I have will turn into a monster at the end of the day!" Yan Youyou: "That's because the two deceased elderly people in your family don't want to see ugly and dirty things!" "Master Youyou, my husband is crazy. He drives his car to chase clouds every day!" Yan Youyou: "Your husband is chasing his grandma, right on that cloud." "Master Youyou, I got a piece of jade, and it still has blood streaks on it. Is this thing an antique?" Yan Youyou: "Yes, and your piece of jade is called Jiuqiao Jade, and it is stuffed with daisies. I advise you to hand over your things to the state as soon as possible." Netizen: "It's my turn today, right?" Old Pluto: "Good girl, don't forget it! When will your lifespan be used up? Go back to the underworld quickly!"