Father, Please Abdicate!

(Alternate history, no System, romance, passionate power fantasy)

Looking out over the half of the empire he still controlled, Zhao Gou smugly asked, “My son, how do I compare with the emperors of old?”

Zhao Fu smiled. “This land is so enchanting, it has made countless heroes bow their heads.

Alas, Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han fell short in literary grace; Emperor Taizong of Tang and Emperor Taizu of Song were a little lacking in style.

They are all gone. When it comes to great figures, look to the present day!”

Zhao Gou laughed. “Ha ha ha! Well said, my son! Your words fill your father with joy!”

Zhao Fu replied, “I was talking about myself! Father, heed my advice and abdicate. You can't handle the situation as it stands. Half an empire isn't enough for me. Let me write a new chapter for Great Song!”

Zhao Gou: “Ah... You little wretch, how dare you usurp the throne?”