
I Sell Swords, You Have a Sharp Tongue, Both of Us Lack Great Virtue.
我贩剑,你毒舌,我俩都缺大德
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 313k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I Beg All Members to Laugh Till They Sleep in Bed in the Middle of the Night and Have 88-Pack Abs.
The Heroine Is Mean and Evil, Like Lin Du, Sister Ye, Ye Langlang
There are also funny ones, focusing on fantasy novels, immorality and meanness.
Ever Since the Story of Lao Xie and Lao Shen Ended, I Have Been Unable to Eat or Sleep at Night.
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind". Are there any books about Dian Dian? 😭
Epilepsy, a Very Epileptic Book, the Kind That Can Wake You up Laughing in the Middle of the Night
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind".
Seeking Pure Abstract and Crazy Fun Writing
I want to watch something similar to "Naruto: Tree-playing in the Beginning, Shocking the Nine Lamas!" Book.
Entertainment Industry + Love Drama + Heroine 8G Online Jokes + Laughing the Whole Time Till My Stomach Hurts and Pushing Me!
I want to read a book like "You sell swords, I go crazy, and we join forces to rectify the entertainment industry".
Are There Any Male or Female Protagonists Who Are as Sick as Xie Mi and Shen Yaoqing?
I would like to read a book similar to "Epidemic, all are epileptic, epilepsy is better". I want to see two lunatics who have a tacit understanding go crazy and create people together, but this book is still being serialized. Is there a female protagonist with a similar personality to the male protagonist? The female protagonist should not be too high in attack and low in defense.
Are There Any Male and Female Protagonists Who Quarrel with Each Other, Have Extremely Venomous Tongues, and Laugh Until Their Stomachs Hurt?
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Want to watch something similar to "Innocent Cockroach is Hot!" Book. I want to write a crazy novel. I am looking for books to find inspiration. I want to be even crazier and crazier.
I Want to See the Heroine Going Crazy and Trying to Die, and She Can't Bear the Slightest Grievance. It's Funny but Not Sad.
I want to read a book similar to "The Fake Daughter's Madness, After His Death, All the Scumbag Guy's Characters Collapsed". I really want to see the kind of Xie Ningjun who goes crazy and tries to die all the time without being aggrieved at all. I don't want to see the kind of person who solves the problem afterwards and has to be upfront and fearless. Please
Is There Any Kind of Crazy, Crazy Book, Similar to Xie Mi's Book?
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind".
If I Want a Book That Can Make Me Laugh Like Shit, the More Poisonous the Better.
I want to read a book similar to "Strike the Mary Sue". I want to hit Mary Sue and get mad from the Book of Skyrim








































Hahahahahaha, I almost died laughing when I read the novel for the first time🤣🤣The heroine: I want to be an octopus in my next life, will anyone provoke me? Eight palms serve hahahahaha. The male protagonist and the female protagonist are equally damaged [laughing and crying] It is exactly as the title of the book says, "I am a bitch, you have a sharp tongue, and we are a perfect match." Thank you to the author.
The author writes too little! Not enough to read! I hope Yan crazy hair is more thorough. I am a native dog and I love reading (•̀⌄•́)
Looks good, the male and female protagonists are so funny and cool This guy is super upright, I retreated, I deserve death for my crime "I have retreated!" "My first sin: meet you; second sin, know you; third sin, trust you; fourth sin, please you; fifth sin, miss you; sixth sin, take care of you; seventh sin, guard you; eighth sin, protect you; ninth sin, fall in love with you; ten sin, love you. All ten sins, this is my sin that deserves death." "Chen, quit! This time I quit, I will live forever. Yan Mu: [You don't understand, this is called - simple bad breath, ultimate enjoyment.]"
It's good-looking, but the heroine could be a little more crazy. People named Yan and Wen are always looking for presence. I hope retribution will come soon.
It's very beautiful, super funny, with frequent golden quotes, funny and sweet [laughs]. The heroine's wish in her next life is to be an octopus, so that she can be served by eight slaps. [Like] The whole text will carry out the crazy literature to the end, and those who bully the heroine will not end well in the end. The male protagonist fell in love with the female protagonist at first sight, and went to a variety show to pursue the female protagonist. He talked and cooperated with the female protagonist, protected the female protagonist, and doted on the female protagonist.
It's beautiful. How did you come up with so many venomous sentences? You're so talented. The male and female protagonist's mouth and the words of the male and female protagonist's family members are really amazing. The female protagonist was so damned that she ended up in the hospital. She is also talented. In the end, due to the male protagonist's superpowers and his persistent love for the female protagonist, the female protagonist gradually accepted the relationship. It's great that he was laughing when she was making trouble...
Not bad, a little funny.
The subject matter is quite special. There are many classic memes, but I personally feel that those that are too 🤢🤢 would be better without it. For example, a toad explodes when squeezed in the mouth. The picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to think about it. Others are fine, and overall it's worth watching.
It's really fun for the heroine to curse people. The article is very short, but it has all the necessary content. It's not boring to read compared to a long article. The content is very different from other live broadcasts about scumbag entertainment. The heroine has not left behind anyone who deserves revenge, and she is surrounded by friends and family who love her. Although there is no post-marriage, the ending is just right.
The heroine is a person who does not suffer any disadvantages and will not let the villain take advantage at all. She will fight when it is time to fight. The hero is also direct, pursues when he likes it, and speaks out when he has something to say. The relationship between the two people is also natural. There is nothing abusive. He just feels sorry for the heroine when he was a child. Fortunately, she has the ability to resist now. Both the male and female protagonists are very good. The heroine turned out to be reborn...
I haven't seen enough, not enough at all, but I'm just curious. Wasn't the author confused by laughter when writing this novel? I laughed so much that my stomach hurt when I read it. Author, you are so talented. Please write more similar novels. It's not enough. It's not enough at all.
You don't have to be too normal to be a human being. If you are normal, the world is crazy to you; if you are crazy, the world is normal to you. You are right, Yan Mu, please speak more.
It's so cool to watch, [shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy] I also want to go crazy, but unfortunately I don't have the qualifications to go crazy [cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
It feels okay, but it feels like something is missing. Compared with other articles of the same type, it has everything it should have, such as recognition of relatives, Leshan Giant Buddha, etc. There is still some happiness, but it becomes more and more mediocre towards the end. I just don't have a lot of desire to finish it.
It's pretty good, it's pretty, but it's a pity. Alas, there are no children, no wedding night, no wedding, the system just left, and there are no extras. Alas, it would be great if there were extras. I want to take a look at the system and the system will come back. It's okay if there are no other ones. Alas.
It's so good. I love watching it every day. One day without watching is like three autumns. How could it not be popular?
Heroine: Yan Mu Male protagonist: Meng Shiyan Hahahahahaha 🤣 Yan Mu is so crazy, she is simply a representative figure of crazy literature. She tortured the Yan family who adopted her to death, hahaha, so cool. But facing such a crazy Yan Mu, how could Meng Shiyan fall in love with him? [Face-covering][Face-covering][Face-covering] These two are truly a perfect match!
It's really good-looking, I really like Sister Yan! The male and female protagonists really fight each other (//∇//)! [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Shy][Shy][Shy][Shy]
I feel that the relationship between the male and female protagonists is inexplicable, so why did the male protagonist fall in love with the female protagonist? It was love at first sight?
It's good, but there isn't enough interaction between the male and female protagonists in love.
Yes, yes, but I have read a lot of this kind of novel. The identity of the heroine does not change from beginning to end. They are all wealthy daughters.
It's nice to watch, because the male protagonist is a CEO, so the feeling of wearing a suit and leather shoes can't fit into the plot. Later, I found that the male protagonist is really down-to-earth, and the female protagonist is normal but not a virgin. She will not let go of the female protagonist's previous mistakes just because she gets better. The system is also very good. Although she was forced to do some things before, she was sincerely good to the female protagonist afterwards.
It's really beautiful. After watching it, I don't know why, but I just feel that the ending is very regretful😞
The last paragraph really made my eyes pee. The last sentence of the system, "Goodbye", really killed me [crying]
It's still good-looking, but you can see the shadow of the spear. To be precise, it's a little bit sandy, but this book is particularly important.
Not bad, but it ended as if I pressed the fast forward button
It looks good, but I don't know when the next book will be released.
"If a person dies, he can appear as a giant for three days. Who would be so busy all day that they can't reply to messages!
Everything is obviously beautiful, but when the system left, I couldn't hold back [crying] [crying]
The heroine is very bad at cursing, and the author is very powerful and writes really well [shy]