Xuanhuan: I'm Doomed from the Start? System, You're Messing with Me!

Name: Xuanhuan: I'm Doomed from the Start? System, You're Messing with Me!
Author: Doomsday Descent

玄幻：开局就要挂？系统你演我！

by Doomsday Descent (末日沉沦)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 153k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[System + Xianxia + Comedy + Wild Imagination + Meme References] I transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation and found myself completely bewildered at the entrance test for an immortal sect! Before I could even figure out what was going on, was the immortal in charge of the test about to slap me into the next life? “The System just hands out some random reward and takes off? I’m about to get slapped to death here!” “Why can’t I join the female martial aunt’s school when I have the same lightning attribute as everyone else?” “Because her school only accepts female disciples!” “But I don’t want to cultivate under my master! He and my senior brothers are looking at me weirdly...”

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