You Said You Were Practicing Martial Arts, So How Did You Refine the Sun into a Nuclear Bomb?

[Crazy?] [Invincible from Start to Finish] [Hilarious Contrast] [The Martial Core Is the Sun] My name is Hao Jian. I think I might be sick... [This is no ordinary leek. Eat it and you'll be brimming with energy, able to take off endlessly, but Dahuang peed on it last night.] [She is your mentor, the perfect partner for dual cultivation with a top-grade succubus physique. She also harbors a terrifying secret and will become your future wife.] [This is a piece of trash martial arts. If you learn it, you'll become nourishment for some terrifying existence.] [This is a divine beast of the Great Dao. It might be your best choice for awakening a spirit physique.] [This is a planet that burns everything. Perhaps it can be refined into your martial core.] That's right, I can see prompts about everything under the sun, and the messages are downright bizarre. They're either academy gossip or randomly declaring someone my wife. But I can't afford to ignore the warning that practicing martial arts will turn me into nourishment for some terrifying existence, because I'm afraid of dying. There's something else, too: a legendary game suddenly appeared on my phone, the kind where every slash deals 999 damage. And somehow, I seem to be able to grow stronger by playing it. So, to avoid becoming nourishment, I created my own martial arts and started grinding away at the game day and night. At last, I made it. The day I left seclusion would be the day I conquered the world. But only after I emerged did I realize: this is a low-level world, and I'd been invincible for ages! One day, a sun suddenly appeared in the sky. Looking at it, Hao Jian said leisurely, "This spirit pill still isn't big enough." Also known as: "I Proved the Dao and Became a God by Playing Games", "My Great Dao Spirit Physique and Stellar Spirit Pill Make Me Invincible", "I'm Crazy, So I'm Invincible!"