Apart from the game of cards, I play chess
My roommates laughed at me for only picking weak players when playing Three Kingdoms, and that I was a burden to the team.
They didn't know that I had already been pulled into a mysterious Three Kingdoms Killing Space.
There, failure means literal death.
I relied on careful selection of "weak generals" to survive the mountains of corpses and seas of blood time and time again.
When space finally came to reality, all the strong men trembled before the real killing.
I calmly drew a card and looked at the horrified "roommate" across from me.
"Now, it's my turn to teach you what the real game is."
Severe flooding.