After my husband woke up from a car accident, the first thing he said was, "Why are you crying? Is it because now that I'm awake, I don't seem like him anymore?"
Like him? Like who?
Only after speaking to the doctor did I learn that my husband had suffered a head injury in the accident, leaving him with memory problems.
He was convinced that I was only with him because I saw him as a substitute, because he looked like my senior from school.
I laughed and cried as I pressed a hand to my forehead. My senior from school is you!