Urban Superpowers: I Can Open Portals!

(A somewhat satisfying, somewhat overpowered, ensemble cast, golden-fleece-style free-for-all packed with lighthearted humor. Tired of all the angst and misery? Come give your brain a refreshing rinse with something funny.)

(Note: There are a lot of references here. Pay a little attention and you'll spot the Easter eggs. Even if you catch them, don't point them out. I don't want trouble. You know what I mean.)

The world's supernatural talents can be roughly divided into three categories: combat abilities, support abilities, and everyday abilities.

General Yu has an ability that makes his own background music play whenever he appears. Tang Shuan awakened an ability that lets him issue bans. Sanjiu Youyu has a chance of getting hit by reality if he leaves the house without writing. Florida doesn't support idlers, and neither does this place. You can lose your life, but you'd better not be out of work.

At the Magic and Martial Arts Junior Academy, Lu Sheng is the world's last remaining space-type ability user, the academy's precious darling. But because his portal is too high-grade and his mana bar is too short, he can keep it open for no more than five seconds, making him the academy's biggest laughingstock.

“Hmph! The east bank of the river is east for thirty years, and the west bank for thirty years. Never look down on a poor young man! Never look down on a poor middle-aged man! Never look down on a poor old man! Young master... could you spare me some money...?”