You’ve Been Practicing Pure Yang Kung Fu, So Why Are You Giving Me a Marriage Contract?

[An expert descends from the mountains] [Urban cultivation] [Ruthless and decisive]

With the Fantian Seal in my left hand and the Zhuxian Sword in my right, a breath of pure Yang energy in my belly, I slay gods when they block my way and vanquish demons when they stand against me. I rule the city, and no one can match me!

Yet after thirteen years of cultivating immortality, Liang Xiao comes down from the mountain only to have his engagement called off.

So what? They’re the ones who don’t know a treasure when they see one. I still have twelve more betrothal contracts!