The Extraordinary Life of Chen Gou

I want to be human, but the System keeps forcing me to be a dog!

All I really want is to lie flat, but they keep pushing me into things. One wants me to help her take human form; another wants me to send her back to the Ming Dynasty; someone wants me to help her father unify the island nation; another wants me to help him destroy a thousand-year-old rival cultivation sect; someone wants to borrow my seed, and there’s more...

Oh, come on! You people are really making my life miserable!