My Brother Wu Dalang Is Invincible in the World

"Am I reborn?" "Fuck! It's Wu Dalang!" "What? Grant me the title of Overlord! I have the power of nine cows and two tigers!" "How can a short and poor man marry such a beautiful wife?" "I, Wu Dalang, rely on my charm to win hearts." "How dare you call yourself a hero even though you have three inches of dead tree bark?" "I, Wu Dalang, am invincible in the world! Why can't I be ranked number one in Liangshan?" "Wu Dalang rebelled? What a joke!" "Follow me into Tokyo, seize the bird position, and share the wealth of the princes!" …