You Were Told to Roam the Martial World, Not Conquer It

[Comedy + System + Easygoing + Absurd + Transmigrate + Invincible]

[Taiji Fish: Changes gender for five days. After turning into the opposite sex, the user's looks reach T0 level.]

[Knock-Kun Away: Has a 100% hit rate against any living creature or object at least half a meter off the ground. Deals no damage.]

[Skill Showoff Sword: Has dazzling, extravagant release effects and an oppressive aura. Hitting a target produces a huge cloud of smoke. Deals no damage.]

[Throw Your Weight Around: Dramatically boosts the user's aura according to the opponent's strength and grants a divine effect.]

[Counterstrike Trigger: The user has a 100% chance of giving male creatures a peck in a certain place.]

These are just some of the skills Lin An awakened after receiving the System as an inner sect disciple of the Shangqing Sect's Ninth Peak. Not one of them is a skill a decent person should have.

My master wants me to go out and make my way in the world. How am I supposed to do that with this loadout?

Too much trouble?

Then let's not bother!