I'm Xiao Xie, and I recycle lithium batteries. Today, another woman I met online came to see me.
What a shame, she wasn't born in the 2000s, but she was still a beautiful, delicate-looking woman. I think her name was Xu Qin.
She tearfully complained to me about Song Yan, that adult-rated bubble guy who could solve the country's housing crisis. She cried so hard she started hiccuping, and my heart ached for her. I immediately kissed away her little pearls and told her tenderly, "Once my pregnant wife has the baby, you can be her nanny. Then give me a son of your own, and I promise I'll buy you sanitary pads: 100 for 11 yuan!"
