The 1990S: I Read Fortunes to Earn Merit, and Ended Up Catching Criminals?

[Period Setting + Mysticism + Fortune-Telling + Ghost Hunting + Satisfying Read + Suspense + Sweet Romance + One True Pair + Takes Down Scumbags + Mystical Female Exorcist vs. Scheming, Alluring Detective Squad Captain] When Jiang Jiaojiao was catching a green-haired ghost, she lifted the wedding veil from a grave and somehow ended up in a ghost marriage with the deceased Zhan Ting! Her mother roared, “Get the Zhan family to write you a divorce!” Jiang Jiaojiao replied, “The entire Zhan family died in the line of duty. How are they supposed to write one? Should I go back in time?” So the Patriarch sent her back to the 1990s, before Zhan Ting’s death! Fine, fine, she’d go back! But her new body belonged to a shameless, spineless woman who spoiled her younger brother! She sold newspapers, lived in a basement, and had a mountain of messes to clean up! Jiang Jiaojiao had no intention of following in her predecessor’s footsteps. She made hand seals and chanted: [I may be poor, but my fellow Daoists won’t impoverish me! Hard times, get lost, and don’t mess with me!] Later, she bought yellow talismans, set up a new fortune-telling stall, and waited for Zhan Ting to send her divorce papers while telling fortunes. But instead of divorce papers, more and more criminals started showing up at her door. “Pointed crown, narrow forehead, fleshy face, bulging veins. Mr. Li, you look like a psychopathic serial killer!” At a wedding banquet, the impeccably dressed CEO was arrested in accordance with the law. “Water is yin, and the dead are yin too. Sir, you’re not repairing a well to pray for good fortune. You’re trying to suppress a spirit and redirect its wealth! Your intentions are crooked!” That very night, Zhao the Tony, who had murdered his wife, was arrested. Everyone said Jiang Jiaojiao was just lucky, that her nonsense happened to lead her to criminals. They also said she’d eventually slip up and end up in prison. But as they waited, Jiang Jiaojiao never slipped up. Instead, they saw the aloof, chaste captain of the criminal investigation squad, Zhan Ting, kneeling in front of her with a durian: “Sweetheart, I really didn’t replace your birth control pills with folic acid to stop you from investigating the case!”