Advice Against Falling in Love Too Easily

This book is also known as The Whole Tomato Guide to Saving Hopeless Romantics. It’s dedicated to saving every hopeless romantic in the world, though I know perfectly well that hopeless romantics can’t be saved. So if you think you’re getting a little too infatuated with someone lately, give this book a read. It might help you come to your senses. And if there’s a hopeless romantic in your life who’s driving you crazy, you can force them to read it. This book won’t save them, either, but at least it might cheer you up a little. If you’re wondering why I’m writing a book like this for Tomato’s women’s fiction section, I can tell you the reason: my editor, Fanfan, is an AI and has no idea what I’m doing. So after you finish this book, read fewer novels. Either enjoy being single or take love seriously, and do your part to bring down our country’s divorce rate!