Report, Your Majesty: Your Subordinate Is Craving Romance Again
报告帝君，您的下属又想搞恋爱脑
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 550k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I Punish Hopeless Romantics in the Celestial Realm我在天界惩处恋爱脑Former title · until Oct 2026
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I like this feeling of having a strong female protagonist without a male protagonist, watching others do things silently, and then being proud of everything in the world. This is the real heroine, she can do what she wants to do, and everything else is just a cloud. The whole plot is concise and not procrastinating. It was a pleasure to watch, and I was a little bit unsatisfied at the end! Highly recommended!
Sister Dijun Ji Ling is beautiful, sassy and cool. He has a good personality and I really like him. Still no CP The first comment on Chapter 1 contains what the author himself said. Friends who read books
Being indifferent but loving all living beings, this is the true God. The setting is very good, with great power comes great responsibility. The descriptions of the characters are realistic and full, and they are not simply bad or good. Each character has his or her own story. The setting is to my liking, and the subject matter is good enough to not be a hit.
One word: absolutely Two words: good-looking Three words: great The subject matter is novel and the story is layered and logical. The heroine is also great, decisive and organized. Also, I would like to ask if the heroine has cp? Want to make it clear.
It's okay. I hope there will be more books. There aren't any good books to read. The good ones are all being serialized 🤦
I like the emperor, and the immortal attendants are also very cute. It's great to have such an immortal king [sending my heart][sending my heart][sending my heart] The plot is well written, but the characters are a bit awkward. It is said that the author does not know Houtu Empress, or it is fictitious. But there is the character of Houtu Empress in the fairy tales. It is said that the author knows Empress Houtu and how powerful she is. But the Queen Mother Hou Tu was written on the same level as a prince of hell or a king of gods. They also engaged in the succession of the post of empress, and there were generations of empresses. . . . In the end, not only did she write about Hou Tu Empress in a bad way, not to mention her selfishness, but she also made Hou Tu Empress offline and allowed people from other worlds to travel to Hou Tu Empress!!! This is really intolerable. Although I like the emperor and the immortal attendants very much, you can also write Empress Houtu from a different standpoint. But the author is really shameless when you wrote about Houtu Empress in such a ghostly state (I wanted to scold her more harshly, but I felt it was not worth scolding the author with mild words just because she ruined my moral integrity). The author doesn't have to write if he doesn't know how to write, and he doesn't have to write if he doesn't understand the gods with profound historical and cultural origins.
It's super good-looking. The emperor's character is so lovable.
Not bad, it gives me a good feeling, I hope the author can continue to 👍👍
The story is very novel, and it feels like every "protagonist" is like the characters in the previous novels with loopholes. Does the emperor have a love line? Although it was said at the beginning that the emperor has no love, but I feel that the love line is also a level one.
This book is very interesting. From the perspective of the emperor, it is like looking at all the lucky people from a third perspective. I hope to continue to work hard.