
Three Kingdoms: You Call Him a Civil Servant with a Punch of Ten Thousand Catties?
三国:一拳万斤力你管他叫文官?
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This book is so interesting, but my face hurts when I read it, and cars would hit my face from time to time, which made me, a person without a driver's license, able to drive directly on the highway. The corners of the mouth are raised crazily [smile][smile][smile]
I have watched a lot of Three Kingdoms. There are those who are kingly, those who are domineering, those who are cultivating immortals, and those who are summoning. There are those who see you as a loser, and there are those whose boats and oars were turned into ashes while talking and laughing. This is the first time I've seen such a funny person.
It's like watching a Stephen Chow movie. It has thick and thin parts, rich plot, vivid characters, and humorous elements. It is highly recommended. It is a must-read novel for Tomato. But let me tell you in advance that this is not a bus bound for kindergarten. People without a driver's license are not allowed to get on the bus.
The funniest Three Kingdoms novel I have ever read, author, please keep up the good work!
Different Three Kingdoms, different words! Interesting Three Kingdoms, spiritual characters! Great article!
It is crude and concise, with a smooth plot. As a reincarnation novel in the Three Kingdoms genre, it is quite down-to-earth. Some Internet memes and outrageous proverbs can be seen in it. Although many of the words are very vulgar and despicable, I just want to find relaxation and refreshment. What's the use of quality? Also, when reading historical novels, it is best to use your brain first and then read the book.
The author has super logical thinking and great humor. Every time I read it, my stomach hurts from laughing [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
It's been a long time since I read such an interesting and enjoyable book. Good luck, author😊
Five-star review. This book is not a traditional Three Kingdoms war novel. Let me say it first. The style of the book is funny and includes various Internet memes. The protagonist is very eye-catching and the group portraits are lifelike. The characters of the Three Kingdoms are also memorable, such as the vicious schemes of Jia Xu, Cheng Yu, and Zizi. Dragon's financial obsession, such as Zhang Fei becoming a pig-raising tycoon, Guo Jia and Guan Yu specializing in writing pornographic books, etc., Are eye-catching, and the protagonists are not pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, they are invincible all the way. Every Three Kingdoms novel seems to be opening a harem, but the protagonist is really interested in the harem, and it is also praised. Talk about bad things, I haven't seen enough [laughs evilly]
How should I put it? The main theme of the whole book is to mix comedy with war, which downplays the sadness and enhances the entertainment. After a subtle touch of the sadness of the war, it is covered up by comedy. It's a very good Three Kingdoms novel. I won't get bored of it after finishing the whole novel. My personal rating is 9.5+ He was born as a refugee, and after struggling hard, he found a way to survive. After more than ten years, he finally came up with an inexplicable system, which was strengthened and then went to find Cao Cao to serve as a military commander. The story is quite good.
Humorous and funny, even though most of them are internet memes, I still made me laugh out loud! The other plots are okay, some are illogical, but they are all acceptable. The only thing that is unacceptable is getting the emperor's wife! So I can only give four stars!
It's hard to finish a novel, but this one is really good, um, especially the relationships in it are handled very well, except that Liu Bei is a bit difficult to kill. It can be said that it satisfies all men's fantasies about traveling back in time.
The Three Kingdoms is a stage in Chinese history and a microcosm of an era. In this turbulent era, heroic generals emerged in endlessly, wise and courageous counselors abounded, and politicians with ulterior motives were not to be outdone. The Three Kingdoms was not only a turning period in history, but also a historical stage where various heroes emerged. With this period as the background, the author used humorous writing to create a series of vivid and three-dimensional characters that subverted conventional impressions, showing the magnificent style of that era. Different Three Kingdoms, different big men
There are not many articles that can truly implement the funny writing style, and this article is one of them. There are many works labeled as nonsensical, funny and witty, but to be honest, I basically can't accept them, because that kind of unreasonable comedy anytime, anywhere, without the support of the plot at all, is worse than Jie Jie or Dragon King's crooked mouth in my eyes. This is not the case in this article. The funny things and writing style are closely related to the plot, and there is no sense of being out of touch. Coupled with a very solid writing style and thoughtful but not cliche creative ideas. With the combination of these three, this article is basically a very outstanding work in this category and in my personal opinion! I'm not just bragging. I think this work can withstand scrutiny and is worth reading. I highly recommend it [Like] [Like]
Raising books, raising books, reading 500 chapters is really good. This is the most amazing novel I have read recently. It can be said that I have never got out of the car. The whole journey is at high speed. The characters and plot are good. I don't think there is anything poisonous about it. It's a harem novel with multiple female protagonists.
The novel is quite good. The protagonist is portrayed with flesh and blood, and the second and second chapters are a bit funny. It is quite good and worth reading. I hope the author can update it faster and not be a eunuch.
It's been a long time since I've read a novel that made me laugh out loud. I didn't expect the cliché Three Kingdoms theme. The author used his own unique method to make the whole story and characters come alive. Come on, author!
A refreshing novel about the Three Kingdoms, awesome, give it a thumbs up
This is a fanfic based on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The inherent shortcoming of a fanfic is that it follows a group, all of which are familiar story lines, but this one has reached a new level, because it takes the path of Dali, focusing on a funny comment, and all kinds of Chinese teachers die early. It feels like a book that is comparable to Dali, and it makes me laugh so hard that it makes me laugh. If you really treat it as a fun novel, a plot novel, or a historical novel, I think you can get out of the trap as soon as possible. Personal evaluation is 5 stars. Why is it so high? Because the score is like this now, the score I give in my heart is 90, because there are still certain flaws in plot, character portrayal, etc. Don't underestimate 90. A 100-point article does not exist in my heart. There is no perfect article. Taking beauty as an example, 95 points are Xiao Longnu, Alyssa Alyssa, and 90 points are high power, Reba. , You know [thinking], everyone has their own preferences. In my heart, there are only two 95-rated novels, one is Su Zhanmei, and the other is The Lonely Master (Into the Trap). The other top-notch novels are all between 90-94, such as Dou Po, King, etc. I personally feel that the top novel in my mind is at the bottom, but it is already of high quality.
The moment I read the full text, I suddenly realized that the book was finished. I also felt a sense of loss in my heart, but I felt lucky because I could choose a book with very good characters among so many books. I felt very lucky. This book can be said to be a rare good book on the subject of the Three Kingdoms. It can be said that it is full of "stories" from beginning to end. Not only is the writing humorous and witty, but it can also capture people's emotions. The descriptions in the book can be said to have created a different Three Kingdoms. Not only is the character creation full, but the emotions are also clearly described. It can also arouse emotions in the heart when reading. It is completely worth reading two chapters in leisure time. Five-star praise is given [Love]
It's a good book, worth recommending. It's really enjoyable, but it's not brainless. It's well organized. It can be seen that the author has really sorted out the relations between the three countries. I also like to read cool novels, and the Three Kingdoms is a cliché. This book makes me feel like I was reading the Q version of the Three Kingdoms when I was a child. The protagonist is cheap, and he can make all kinds of comments. His IQ is also online. It is a novel that is rarely read on Tomato. I hope the author will publish a new book as soon as possible🙏
The writing is very humorous, with many female protagonists but nothing pornographic. After killing those who should be killed, those who shouldn't be killed will be left behind through reasonable plot transitions. Especially many supporting characters, although their character is not good, but they are kept for the sake of unifying the main line, and then they are passed over in one stroke. Profit comes first. This is very smart. It will not explain a lot like other smart authors and forcefully wash it with their own values. Five points of praise, the author will continue to work hard to produce good works.
This novel is purely funny, with fun pictures and no logic, so I only recommend the funny ones. If you want to see logic and brains, this novel is not recommended. However, this is a novel with a novel theme. History lovers should be careful.
This book can really bring you a different feeling of the Three Kingdoms. It is funny and humorous, and it also has brotherhood, love and so on. Anyway, it is very good. It may be a bit overwhelming at first, because the protagonist's style is really too unconventional and has no taboos. Of course, it gets more exciting as it goes on. Anyway, I think so. I can't say it is very rigorous, but it is still very good anyway.
This book gives me a good feeling. This is not a serious Three Kingdoms novel. If you like logic and rigor, I would not recommend it. This is a bullshit Three Kingdoms novel. It has a very relaxed and enjoyable style, and the dialogues in it are also unconventional. , The overall style is consistent, there is no sudden change in the style of painting, it highlights an unusual path, and the ending is very timely, it does not drag on all the time, it is not so wordy, and it is not smelly and long. It is still very relaxing to read when you have nothing to do. I recommend it.
Although the quality of the Three Kingdoms travel novels I have read is not the best, this book is definitely the most risqué and funniest novel I have ever read. Of course I haven't read Da Qin Underworld Emperor Master, that book is also very funny. All descriptions are reasonable, and the system's presence is not strong, and the golden finger is not particularly big. It's really awesome. The most important thing is that he talks too coquettishly and makes some jokes from time to time, which is really outrageous. Sometimes I really squirt while watching it while eating! Well-deserved five-star reviews
It's really good-looking and quite interesting. Many famous scenes are included, but the characters are changed. [Like] [Like] [Like] When I got to the middle of it, I realized it was a female author. I didn't mean to look down on it, I just thought it was awesome and I was shocked😲😲. After all, I have never seen a woman write a historical article. Really great [top post][top post]
It is really one of the few novels with the same text that can be read smoothly. The writing style is witty and each character is given his own unique personality by the author. It accompanied me through the long nights, night after night.
Lively and interesting, the best work I have ever seen!
It's pretty good to watch and very funny, but the heroine is just a one-shot and has no emotional line. Most of the descriptions are about Cao Cao and Guo Jia Jia Xu and others around him, so don't think about the speed of the car mentioned in the comment section. It's totally bullshit. However, although this book has no emotional line, it is still very good and very humorous.