[Showbiz + funny and lighthearted + groveling ex + livestreaming + both leads are devoted to each other + sugary romance + everyone speaks their mind]
[Quirky, flirtatious beauty × sharp-tongued, scheming, all-capable CEO]
Jiang Chinian was bound to the Scumbag-Busting System. After thoroughly defeating eighty-one scumbag men, she earned an exceptionally high KPI and a hidden early-retirement reward. But, to her surprise, she transmigrated into a C-list nobody hated by netizens, with an extra lovesick-fool buff stacked on top.
To protect her wonderful retirement, Jiang Chinian adopted the wicked principle, “If you mess with me, you’ll run out of toilet paper when you go to the bathroom,” and set out to clear away trash men and other obstacles from the rest of her life.
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Scumbag: “If you go crazy on the show and ruin my future, we’re breaking up!”
Jiang Chinian rolled her eyes. “Then let’s break up. I’ve been wanting to go crazy anyway.”
Scumbag: “Be honest. You’re doing this to get my attention, right?”
Jiang Chinian’s mouth twitched. “Honest my ass. Go to northern Myanmar. Plenty of people there will rip their hearts out for you.”
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Lu Yun: “Get together with me. I’ll give you the very best of everything.”
Jiang Chinian: “So this is mutual devotion? You draw me a pretty picture and I eat it up?”
Just as Jiang Chinian’s wild antics made her the queen of variety shows, netizens spotted something suspicious in her everyday photos.
While everyone speculated, Jiang Chinian responded: [You’re overthinking it. Nothing’s going on.]
Someone rushed over as soon as he heard: [Then what do you call the fact that I’m dating you?]
Netizens: ???
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She spends the early part of the story taking down scumbag men; the later part is pure, brainless sweetness. The couple bicker at home but stand together against everyone else! The goal is a lighthearted comedy with a little logic, and I’ll do my best (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)
