Sisters Yun Xiang and Yun Nian both arrived in the cultivation world after a car accident. They could accept turning into little kids, but then they were told they were both orphans. Just as they were preparing to settle down and farm, they were told to go cultivate instead. Fine. They weren’t doing anything else anyway, so the sisters went with the flow into the cultivation world and ended up in a very abnormal sect.
Sect Master and Elders: “The personal disciples this time had better study with all their might. Give them more than three times the homework of the inner disciples. Actually, make that a whole lot more.”
The new personal disciples: “So we’re just five walking suckers.”
Sucker No. 1, Yun Nian: “Just because I’m talented doesn’t mean you can keep squeezing me dry! Right?”
Sucker No. 2, Yun Xiang: “I became a dirt-poor sword cultivator, so why do I still have to study formations and talismans?”
Sucker No. 3, Miss Lu Yi: “I can’t finish drawing them, there are just too many! I can’t make talismans fast enough to keep up with these suckers throwing them around.”
Sucker No. 4, Situ Mo: “Why do these suckers cause so much trouble? The formations can’t hold them back at all!!!”
Sucker No. 5, Lu Qingsong: “I thought being taken as a disciple by the Sword Venerable was good luck. Turns out meeting these suckers was a trial written in my fate.”
Everyone else: Heh, we don’t want to talk. You ask why we’re not talking? Look at all these wounds and talismans covering me. Do you think I can get a word out?
The troublemaking demonic cultivators: “The thing I regret most in this life is running into these talent freaks while causing trouble. Especially the two youngest ones!!!”
This is a non-traditional and light-hearted novel about cultivating immortals, more like a campus novel about cultivating immortals. The writing style is not bad. Children are just like children. They are more mature than similar children in real life, but they are still child-like. The supporting characters are also good, and it feels like a group portrait. But I can't see it. Their study tasks are really too heavy. I have seen many students who are older than them and have lighter study tasks than them suffer from mental problems day after day, committing suicide and jumping off the building... It should be quite funny if you look at it normally. My own problem
Looks good, looks good, but so unlucky