Have a Daughter to Kill Me

What? You’re going to marry that old man? He’s thirty years older than you.

And most importantly, he’s not even human.

You’re my best friend. I can’t just stand by and watch you go down a road with no return.

How do you know it’s a road with no return? You’re not my mom.

I’m not your mom? Fine, fine. Just you wait. I’ll go become your mom right now.