[Invincible heroine + feel-good power fantasy + she never swallows an insult, she fights back + ensemble sect cast + ridiculous plot! Dive in without hesitation! No-brainer fun!!]
In her previous life, Ming Nan was a beggar who scratched off lottery tickets and won ten million yuan. She thought she’d be set for life, but then a car hit her. When she woke up, she was in the Great Wilderness. Just as she’d managed to accept this, a bolt of heavenly lightning struck her again. She opened her eyes in the Creator God’s palace, where the Creator God gave her two tasks and promised she could ask for one thing once she completed them.
And so the Creator God sent Ming Nan to Tianqi, where she spent every day in her sect amid utter chaos.
“Big Brother, do you believe I can use a sword?”
Big Brother nodded. “Sure. You really are shameless.”
“Second Brother, I can draw a hundred talismans in an hour.”
Second Brother took all the defective ones his junior sister had drawn and set them in front of her with a cold laugh. “A hundred, and only one is usable?”
“Third Brother, I’m out of spirit stones. Give me a little charity.”
Third Brother snatched the megaphone from his junior sister. “Quiet. Turn that thing off.”
“Fourth Brother, want to go shopping down the mountain?”
Fourth Brother gritted his teeth and refused. “No. I don’t want to have to fish you out of the human traffickers’ hands again.”
“Fifth Brother, Fifth Brother, your hair’s grown long again. Let me braid it for you!”
Fifth Brother: “...Fine.”
“Master, I, ”
Her master slapped a hand on his junior disciple’s head. “Hold it. What are you trying to do this time?”
The little junior sister grinned cheekily. “I want to chop down some trees on your mountain and sell the wood.”
“No!”
“Why not?”
“If you cut any more, this mountain’s going to be bald!”
Looking forward to the next plot