Name: Genshin Impact: Help Me, Mommy Furina
Author: Black Samoyed

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Synopsis

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Bai Ye discovers he has become a baby. Luckily, he is rescued by both the “True Lord Whose Buttons Can’t Hold It Together” and the “Fontaine God of Fun.” Looking at one absurdly powerful ability after another, Bai Ye falls into deep thought. “EX Curry Stick,” “Sheath of King Arthur,” “Weapon of Dark Saber,” “Time-Space Break,” “Honkai Impact 3rd”... Why are these things showing up in Teyvat? In my previous life, I was a top-tier player admired by everyone, with every character at max constellation. In this life, I’m a Fontaine street rat raised by Focalors. Wait, does that mean I’m qualified to inherit the Hydro Archon’s position too? From then on, Bai Ye kicks his way through Mondstadt’s retirement home, tears apart Inazuma’s Tri-Commission, and roams every corner of Teyvat. What? You want me to go back to those max-constellation waifus on paper? I’m already invincible, so why the hell would I go back? Isn’t it way more fun to live it up in Teyvat for real? Hey, you there! You wouldn’t want me to mess up the timeline just because I know Genshin Impact inside out, would you?

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Genshin Impact Novels, My Harem Is Empty

We can’t leave the harem empty, so send in your recommendations!

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Poor Furina! I Hope There’s a Novel with Furina as the Only Heroine!

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Genshin Impact, Furina, Single Heroine, Got It?

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Looking for Genshin Impact fanfic where the protagonist is a Fontaine native or creature, or where most of the story takes place in Fontaine.

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Please Recommend Novels About Neuvillette From Genshin Impact

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Please, Please, Please! Any Books Set in Genshin Impact Through Fontaine, Anything Goes!

Preferably with Lynette as the female protagonist.

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Are There Any Genshin Impact Books About Furina? Please!

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Any Books About Hypnotizing Genshin Impact Characters?

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Any National-Fortune Survival Stories With Furina in the Cast?

As the title says, I'm Goudi Fufu Nina.

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Furina, Waaaaah, Furina, That Damned Blondie!!

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Looking for a Genshin Impact Lyney Fanfic

I love Lyney! I'm looking for Lyney fanfiction, but no harems!

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Wherever there is Fufu, there is me ——A single pusher who follows the leader Who is Fukalos? To the blind, she is their eyes. She is nectar to those who are thirsty. Whatever Fukalos is thinking, I agree with it. Whatever Fukalos was saying, I was listening. If Fukalos had only one admirer, it would be me. If Fukalos had no admirers, I wouldn't exist at all. No matter how ugly the way of existence is, No matter how dangerous the way of survival is, It doesn't change the value of what I saw that day. A capricious miracle that is more dazzling than the memory of more than ten years. The most beautiful thing on earth I have ever witnessed. Even if the body collapses and the mind is shattered, bound by chains, This longing will not disappear. …But I still think about it now. The days of being loved in the Land of Ends. It is the price of the lost dream that was abandoned on the throne of gentle stone. Beautiful Aurora (Fukalos). A face that shines like a star. Eternal love is here. If there is a god in the world, only recognize one of them Fumen lasts forever!!! I will always follow the leader's footsteps
15 likes3y ago
Very good author, keep up the good work [laughs]
7 likes3y ago
The author's writing is pretty good, at least among the current fanfics about Fukalos, they are among the best.
6 likes3y ago
Support the author, come on, I hope there won't be eunuchs or interruptions in updates
6 likes3y ago
Not bad. Let's give it a try. It feels like it will be popular, I will support it first and pay attention to it
6 likes3y ago
It's really good
3 likes3y ago
This is the first time I have read a novel about the water god since Fontaine came out. So it must be given five stars, and it is quite beautiful.
2 likes3y ago
In the future, if there is a scoring system, it must be nine points. Well, Funina should be portrayed better.
2 likes3y ago
What happened to the author Lynette? Is she dead? Can the author be changed to have multiple women?
2 likes3y ago
It's good, but it's just a bit lacking. Please give me more support [Chigua][Chigua][Chigua]
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