Liu Bei said he was short on funds.
And so came the Jiangnan Seven Freaks, Zhu Cong, Sikong Zhaixing, and Shi Qian.
Liu Bei said his forces were too weak.
And so his foot soldiers became Ximen Chuixue, Ye Gucheng, Yang Guo, and others.
Liu Bei said he wanted to give up and throw in his lot with Cao Cao.
So Cao Cao moved house in the middle of the night, giving him no chance at all.
Liu Bei said that if he won the realm, he’d be too old to enjoy it.
And so Guo Chongtao, Li Cunxiao, Yue Fei, and others came from across time and space.
