(My brain short-circuited while I was thinking up the title. I’ll change it later. Please don’t skip the book just because of its title, okay? (ToT) Come take a look first (•ө•)♡)
[One-on-one, both virgins, both strong: a sweet-tempered yet fiery beauty versus a double-standard, love-struck, devoted loyal dog. The unlucky goddess of misfortune, Mu Li, versus the love-struck Nether Emperor, Wu Lan.]
Mu Li has just ascended to the Celestial Realm and is widely considered its most beautiful flower. Countless people are chasing after her or hoping to befriend her.
But then a string of reports starts circulating
Oh no! A koi in the Heavenly Pool had tea with the newly appointed goddess of misfortune, and the entire pool blew up.
Oh no! Lord Pixiu exchanged greetings with the newly appointed goddess of misfortune, and someone robbed his home.
Oh no! Fairy Chang'e invited the newly appointed goddess of misfortune over, and her palace collapsed.
…
One report after another gradually drives off the immortals who refuse to give up.
Lonely, bored, and with nothing to do, Mu Li bumps into a little glowing orb in mid-flight, then goes off to “make trouble” in three thousand small worlds.
But she never expected to find that she could actually have good luck in the small worlds!!!
She’s not leaving, she’s not leaving. She’s going to lie flat in the small worlds!!!
Wu Lan, the love-struck one who forced a breakup: “What do you mean, my wife isn’t leaving? I’m not leaving either.”
Everyone in the Netherworld and Celestial Realm: …Kill them, kill them all, and bury them separately!!!
