I am a rich second generation, and my family is full of jade.
As soon as I started my freshman year, someone pretended to be me.
He also said: "My dad has a mountain in Myanmar that specializes in digging jade. He asked me to go there and learn to pick jade from him after I graduated."
I called my dad and asked, "Do you have an illegitimate daughter?"
My dad jumped three meters high: "Damn kid, your dad is the only one!"
Oh, that's just pretending to be rich.
