I'm Such a Hilarious Mess, Yet Countless Handsome Men Fall for Me

[System + fake everyone's favorite, true everyone loves her + subverts expectations + silly comedy] Qiao Maimai has successfully completed missions across ninety-nine planes. If she can just get through the hundredth, she can retire!

Qiao Maimai's plan: live out her days in comfort and lie flat.

After all, she doesn't have to do any missions on the final plane.

She'd planned to eat her fill, wait to die, and hope for a better life after death. Who knew several men would appear around her, fighting over her every day?

Qiao Maimai: Heh. If I couldn't see your Systems, I'd really think you couldn't live without me!

Men are one thing, but this woman... what is she supposed to be?

She's not into that sort of thing! Nope! Seriously, nope!

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The Hosts of the Space-Time Administration have come up against their toughest target yet.

Overbearing CEOs, aloof young masters, seductive beauties, sweet puppy-like boys: no matter what type of handsome man they are, none of them can win her over.

You shower her with riches, and she calls you a good person. Her affection level stays at zero.

You give up your status for her, and she is moved to tears. Her affection level stays at zero.

You cater to her every whim, and she says she doesn't deserve it. Her affection level is still! At! Zero!

Veteran quick-transmigration pros and total beginners alike are stumped.

One suitor breaks down and says, "Could she be into women?"

And then the plane fills with countless female suitors, all clamoring for those massive points.

The male suitors burst into tears: "We don't just have to compete with men for women, now we have to compete with women for women too?"

Qiao Maimai lights a cigarette, her expression cool and indifferent. "Hah! I've transmigrated through 99 planes. I've met more men than they've eaten meals!"