Uncle Nine's World: I Became Invincible After Gaining the Pot-in-the-Sky Divine Ability

Chen Mo weighed the plain, unremarkable giant gourd in his hand, then looked up at Old Master Ren charging toward him and gave him a kindly smile. This gourd has several hundred tons of river water added to its weight. Do you think you can handle it?

The gourd holds a world within; the mortal realm tempers the Dao-heart. Riding an ox leisurely through the bustling streets, he wanders the mortal world like a true immortal.

This is the world of Uncle Nine’s zombie films, but apparently there’s more to it than that. If demons and monsters exist in this world, then surely all sorts of gods and immortals do too. Just think of the Heavenly Soldiers’ power in the Daoist canon, or the legendary Great Luo of myth. And who exactly said Uncle Nine’s world was in the Dharma-ending Age? Are you sure this ridiculous world deserves to be called the Dharma-ending Age? And why are there so many cultivation systems? Aren’t they all the same?

Chen Mo kept up the unruffled air of a master, but inside he was complaining furiously. The Shangqing Maoshan sect cultivates talismans, and then you tell me your cultivation doesn’t involve refining qi at all? You just need an ordination register to gain the power of heaven and earth? There’s also Golden Elixir cultivation, witchcraft, incense-based divine cultivation, attaining immortality through good deeds, breathing and dietary practices...

Then one day, Chen Mo looked at the little prince he had rescued from a snake demon’s jaws, who claimed to come from B-612, and fell utterly silent.

This world is ridiculous. It features plots from many of Uncle Nine’s movies, as well as other familiar stories, though most have been changed in some way. The protagonist gets a System that lets him draw items from the Myriad Worlds, as long as he takes part in supernatural events and appears as a master. It all begins with gaining the Gourd-Heaven Divine Ability!