Genshin Impact: Embarrassing Q&A, Kissing the Hydro Archon from the Start

Name: Genshin Impact: Embarrassing Q&A, Kissing the Hydro Archon from the Start
Author: Tabby Cat Cat Cat

原神：社死问答，开局强吻水神

by Tabby Cat Cat Cat (狸花猫猫猫)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 112k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Shen Kong transmigrates into Genshin Impact's Fontaine and actually becomes the Traveler!

At the same time, a live-streamed quiz descends upon Teyvat.

It shows the past, present, future, and fan-made creations, along with all kinds of questions.

Correct answers earn generous rewards, while wrong answers bring despairing punishments.

Shen Kong smiles confidently: These questions are way too easy.

[The Hydro Archon: The Traveler actually kisses me in court? What an amusing farce! Face the judgment of justice!]

[Keqing: Please, I'm not a street-food vendor, and I don't know any stupid sideways-sword technique. Let me say it again: I'm one of the Liyue Qixing!]

[Jean: Ever since they exposed me shaking my hips in the plaza, everyone has been calling me Captain Jean Butt!]

[Paimon: Oh no! The whole world knows I'm Emergency Food now!]

[Kamisato Ayaka: So The Shogun has cooked for the Traveler before. I thought The Shogun couldn't cook!]

When Shen Kong looks back, he discovers that after several rounds of questions, his strength has already surpassed that of the Heavenly Principles!

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