An Ordinary Man Wanders the World of Ghost Stories

[Special emphasis: no heroine + original copy] (Half horror + half funny + half crazy) The content of the copy is very random! ! ! When Xiao Yu was buying groceries (he tripped over a raised manhole cover on the way home, and with a graceful gesture, he rotated 360 degrees and flew headfirst into the ditch), he was transported to another imaginary world, and then inexplicably turned into a black household. Before he could finish digesting it, the world of ghost stories suddenly came, which was another heavy blow. Xiao Yu said: That's not how you score twice! Question: How do ordinary people survive in the world of ghost stories? Answer: system Xiao Yu patted his chest, luckily he had a system. However, who can tell him what an auxiliary system is, and why is this guy so mean-mouthed? ! The auxiliary props are also all junk! Xiao Yu suddenly looked up to the sky and cried. This is the beginning of a collapse of heaven! ——————————————————— Outrageous fragment one: Xiao Yu: Let me ask you, do you use instant noodles to unlock your house? The system confidently answered: Simple, just three steps, first take out a noodle, second insert it into the lock cylinder, and third turn it! Xiao Yu: How to use facial recognition lock? System:…… Outrageous fragment two: Xiao Yu: Why do I, a macho man, get a pink children's umbrella for me? ? The system is so mean: A pink umbrella and a macho man are a perfect match~ Xiao Yu:? ———————————————————— Current updated copy: Residential building amusement park Bizarre mystery …………