[The author wears books + is omniscient and omnipotent + multiple female protagonists + hilarious and refreshing articles]
Time traveled. Enter the beast-controlling novel written by yourself.
Good news: I created this world. From small things to plants and trees, to large things to hidden plots, it's all in my head.
Bad news: I'm dressed as a bald supporting character who doesn't even have a name. Appeared three times, had two lines, and received a box lunch.
But I am the author. Do you still need to wait for the plot to cheat?
The protagonist's golden finger egg? Smash it and give it to my spirit beast to drink.
The villain's Gale Vulture? After roasting, the brothers added dinner.
Wanted notice from Parliament? Then I became a special envoy.
Shao Haogu wants to trick me? Make it shit.
That naturally stupid heroine crawls into my arms every day.
The overlord's daughter chased me and shouted, "What a handsome bald head."
That Hakka-hime was crying and asking to warm my bed.
As for the original protagonist Ye Fan?
He was fighting slimes in Novice Village, and I was working as an examiner in the parliament.
He is still worried about the second-level spiritual beast, but I have integrated the power of the ancient divine beast.
Someone asked me: If you do this, won't the plot collapse?
I laughed: If it collapses, it collapses, and I will rewrite it.
In this world, I am God.
