After Binding to a Psycho System, I Set Out to Destroy the World

[Going wild + dating show + showbiz + System + memes]

[Unhinged writing + nonsensical rambling]

After dying suddenly from staying up all night, Song Xinxin unexpectedly landed inside a tragic romance novel. At first, she was a washed-up actress ranked among the industry's lowest. Later, the male lead was supposed to drain her blood and take her kidneys...

But ever since Song Xinxin arrived, she bonded with a crazy-person System and began attacking everyone indiscriminately with her craziness.

When her rival stole one of her opportunities:

Song Xinxin: "Have a little booze and you're full of yourself. Steal my opportunity and you'll be risking your life."

When haters flooded her comments section:

Song Xinxin: "I insult people without manners, and the ill-mannered insult me."

When a supporting actress, all dolled up, gave her a provocative smile:

Song Xinxin: "Hey, gorgeous, here by yourself?" (whistles, winks, narrows her eyes, licks her lips)

At an audition, the director asked how well she understood the role.

Actress A: "After studying the script, I think..."

Song Xinxin: "How well did you study it? Let me quiz you."

The plot went off the rails again and again, and what had been a perfectly good tragic romance grew more and more absurd.

Before long, every character in the story was being influenced by her and drifting away from the original plot... Then a man with a built-in bug appeared. The System said that if she could fix the bug, she could make any wish come true in this time and space. Song Xinxin was tempted.

"I want lots of money... and lots of handsome men..."

The man narrowed his alluring, peach-blossom eyes and pinned her to the bed, smiling as if he knew something she didn't. "How many handsome men do you want? Am I not enough for you?"

The next second, Song Xinxin was kicked ten meters away, blankets and all.

P.S. Both leads are messed up. They only ever belong to each other, and this is a brainless, feel-good romance with one couple. Readers who demand strict logic, stay away.