The Aloof Film Emperor Is Acting Strange

I’ve had a crush on the aloof, untouchable movie star of the entertainment industry for ages.

But so no one would catch on to my shameful feelings, I had to lie during an interview and say the opposite of what I really thought.

"I like rugged guys, the kind of real men who always have a cigarette or a drink in hand."

The next day, paparazzi caught the famous movie star holding a cigarette in his left hand and a bottle of Moutai in his right.