Hey, This Is the Apocalypse

All living beings cry out: This is the apocalypse, and an opportunity. I want great power, eternal life, and agelessness.

Rong Sheng wants them too.

Qing He and Qing Fan, visitors from beyond the heavens, want them too.

The liar says, "Qing He, I want to spoil you rotten."

Qing Fan says, "My martial prowess is unparalleled. I can protect you."

Qing He runs along rooftops and walls, stands atop a high wall, and calls out, "Grand Ancestor, what did you say?"

(My first book. The writing isn't great, but at least I finished it. It's just a little far-fetched.)