I Transmigrated into a Knife

[Forced transmigration, ordinary-person cultivation, wild fantasy, comedy, multiple layers of space, master schemer]

They say helping an old lady cross the street can win you a big prize, so Yuan Yanchao decided to give it a try. Instead, he transmigrated.

If I have to transmigrate, why couldn’t you make me a person? I wouldn’t even mind being a woman! What kind of joke is it to transmigrate me into a knife? How am I supposed to show my face in public?

Oh, well. If I’m a knife, then I’m a knife. I’ll see through the ways of the world, cut through its conventions, attain immortality, overcome every hardship, and bring this world everlasting peace.