Raising a Catlike Boyfriend

When my ex-boyfriend found out I had six illegitimate children, he was so furious he turned into a cat. He meows at me all day, begging me to pet him. That's when I discovered that the fur he sheds turns into money! So I plucked him bald and used his money to raise my six kids, one with each of my six exes. In the end, I dumped him at the pet hospital and told the vet with a flourish, “Neuter him. The most expensive, most thorough package!”