My ex-boyfriend turned into a cat after he found out I had six illegitimate children. He meowed all day long begging me to pet him, and then I discovered that the hair he shed could actually be turned into money! So I made him bald and used his money to support the six children of me and my six exes. In the end, I threw him to the pet hospital. I proudly told the doctor: "Neuter, the most expensive and most complete package!"
