Where Can a Delicate Man Run? Get in My Bowl!

Name: Where Can a Delicate Man Run? Get in My Bowl!
Author: Young Master Qing

娇弱男人哪里逃！快到老子碗里

by Young Master Qing (公子卿)

Status: Completed
Length: 211k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Slice-of-Life Farming
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Complete] Wang Yi knocked out a gorgeous beauty and carried him back to become the husband of her bandit stronghold. Winning his heart proved difficult, so their daily life went something like this. (She pursues him at first, but wins him over quickly!!)

[Comedy, sweet romance with both leads' first time, lighthearted, no complicated backstory, story-focused. Fictional setting!!!]

One: “Fengfeng~ Look at the delicious food I made just for you.”

Xun Feng took one bite, then immediately collapsed, vomiting white foam.

“Good heavens! Fengfeng! Fengfeng! Erliuzi!! The beauty's about to kick the bucket!!!”

Two: “Fengfeng~ Let me teach you some martial arts to build up your strength. You're so frail. Last time, after barely two quarters of an hour, you were already crying and begging...”

Xun Feng picked up the book from the table and headed for the door.

“Fengfeng, where are you going?”

“Back to my parents' home.”

Three: “Fengfeng~ Ah!”

Xun Feng hurriedly caught her. “What's wrong? Is your stomach hurting?”

Wang Yi planted a loud kiss on his lips.

“Hehe~ I got the urge to kiss you.”

“...”

“Hey, Fengfeng, don't go! Don't leave me!”

A strong, straightforward tomboy versus a delicate beauty with incredible intelligence.

The blurb can't do justice to how sweet they are!!! Read the story to find out.

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