Emperor Gaozu of Han

I fought snakes, killed Guo Hu, and dared to call my teacher an idiot.

I founded a kingdom and met the gods, a man who once sat on the throne.

I wept and fell apart, and even the gods knelt when they saw me.

I flew planes and pulled drifts, with the Conqueror of Western Chu riding on my back.

I held office, climbed mountains, and took the city magistrate's concubine to bed.

I wore a dragon robe and wielded a sword, while the factories of Chu roasted over the flames.

The Han Dynasty ruled beneath one sky. Who would dare meet Gaozu without paying their respects!